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Friday, January 30, 2004

CLUCKABOUT




Still housekeeping. I find 'em, I bookmark 'em, note where I got 'em from and they just keep piling up.
Gotta clean 'em out.

Plenty of add ons to the sidebar as well, so click about. I'm going through that period in my newfound blogging life where I'm finding EVERYTHING. Won't be long until I run out of time and space to read this stuff and then you better start currying my favor. In Russia, website cuts you.

I'm awfully predictable here, aren't I? If everything follows the traditional pattern, I'll soon disappear for six months and reemerge to blather on to an imaginary "audience" about my newfound girlfriend's inability to quit smoking and how I "promise to post more often". Three months after that, I'll explain how she dumped my ass "for no reason!" and how it hurts my very soul.

Then I'll try to seduce one of you at random. Will it be you? Stay tuned!

More meaty content simply BOUND to follow.

{Oh, hey; if they're already listed on the sidebar, I'm not gonna post a clickthrough on the link credit. I'm a lazy bastard. Cool? We cool?}


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Myeck: The music section is loads of fun.
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Kill Your Parents: Lord knows this is played, but I ain't even gonna front.
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The Key to the Sex Question: via Dong Resin. Japan is for weird people.
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Getting off on videogames: I'm really digging on Game Girl Advance.
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Boys Kissing: via Pornblography. Amazing that somebody took this much time to endulge a desire to see Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp make out. Who can fault that kind of diligence?
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Berndt Brot: via Book of Joe. A kid's puppet show about a burnt piece of bread. Kinda like Ren and Stimpy meets Sartre.
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LNSEMSF: via Squoogy. Explanation unnecessary.
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New Kornfeld: The Onion is only a few hops short of jumping the shark, but I have a real soft spot for H-Dog.
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Styrogami: This is simultaneously a triumph of the human spirit and one of the saddest things I've ever seen.
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The World's Smallest Gangbang Auditions: I, uh. I. Um. Yeah.
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The Creatures In My Head: via Mefi. Worth a daily clicky.
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Starship Exeter: Even more time intensive than the Lord of the Rings tonsil knocking. Getcha geek on.
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"This gallery is all about a model and her violent relationship to milk.": via Piss Resort. Mad Max and the Dairy Money Shot.
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Get Your Stroke On: Fish N' Grits is porn for the XXL crowd. I dunno about you, but if I'm gonna yank it, I DON'T want to be thinking about Lil' John AT ALL.
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The Scary Guy: "He is an absolutely unique character and cannot be duplicated."
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Babespotter.com: via Fleshbot. This was cool ten minutes ago when it wasn't amateur porn. Now it's amateur porn. Where did we go wrong?
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Real Men of Genius MP3 Archive: via memepool. Bud Light is piss; these are funny.
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Incredible Stuff I Made: via Spofi. Plenty to explore. I like the JengaJam.
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Escher Snakes: via Snarky Malarkey. Best for last. This animation is bloody incredible. Took 40 minutes for my DSL to load, but worth it to leave in the background.