Monday, February 02, 2004
I'M STARTING WITH THE MAN IN THE NIPPLE
clicky
A weight lifiting facility should be treated like a church and not abused with your poor manners.: via Something Awful.
Testosterone: not just for dinner anymore. I work in a gym; don’t let this kind of idiocy scare you away. This is the assholish minority.
Please note that a few of his beefs have some vague merit: "rack your own weight" IS good etiquette; trying to avoid walking between mirrors and people who might be checking their form is a mitzvah and completing the full range of motion in any exercise is a good rule of thumb. Why you gotta be hatin’ tho’?
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Truth be told, it’s NOT all that ostentatious...
but it’s rapidly beginning to look like a moot point, eh? (via squoogy) I’ve been leaning towards Kerry for months now. We need a president that talks dirty. Still, it's a shame Dean got reamed like that.
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Here’s two from Fleshbot:
Typewriter Erotica and When Giant Celebrities Attack.
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Web Zen hadn’t been doing much for me lately and then... WHAM! My favorites from the current crop are this broadcast quality music video and the awe-inspiring Japanese/French/Hommina/Hommina Catfish Hotel. You MUST voir le film.
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Pixar to Disney: Good Luck: via waxy.
This was a long time in coming. Rather than be absorbed as a crown jewel, it would be nice to see Pixar team up with a smaller studio and try to make a run at the mouse... maybe they could merge with SKG and set up a digital monopoly?
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Say, am I derivative enough yet? I feel as if I should be paying royalties to my blogroll. Here’s a few home-cooked patties:
G forces... too strong...
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Young Hae Chang Heavy Industries is both a good diversion and a way to provoke epileptic fits. Chang’s dabbling in visual jazz and some of these are just as interesting in Korean as English.
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I did this exact same thing in high school, filling up every page of my algebra book with brilliant witticisms and sharp punditry like “Mission Impenisable” and “The Simpenises” and lots of exclamatory phrases. Truth be told, I’m still prone to calling something “Penispectacular!” Right around page four of this thread, “spang” goes apeshit.
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Prehistoric Porn is the kind of site you call up on your cubicle neighbor’s computer and then just walk away.
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The Adventures of Larry the Lizard in Nepal
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Astonishing use of flash. I like Windy Winston.
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Superheroines’ Demise: I greatly appreciate the intelligent use of apostrophes, but the “forced unmaskings” just crack me up.
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I have a duck fetish.
"Think of what a PLEASURABLE EXPERIENCE buying & collecting fetishes is."
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Like looking in a stranger’s window.
Lots of “Janet Jackson Breast Bowl” searches out there. Welcome!
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Justin’s not the only inappropriate jerk on the field.
I kid because I love. You keep on feeling up the rich and famous, Justin!
Live the dream!
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Ratt’s Freakshow
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One link: slightly used. Great sentimental value. Inquire within.
Admit it: it’s been too long and you missed it. Admit it.
Goddamn it, ADMIT IT!
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Peter Bagge is the only guy making comics right now that I’ll seek out to buy. Again: sentimental value.
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Lonely? Horny? Aroused by computer generated voices? Don’t mind being made an object of derision? Try IM’ing Vixen Love or calling Kathy McGinty. You’ll never cyber again.
Not a bad game last night, eh?
"Hi, I'm a fantasy gone horribly wrong. Any questions?"
clicky
A weight lifiting facility should be treated like a church and not abused with your poor manners.: via Something Awful.
Testosterone: not just for dinner anymore. I work in a gym; don’t let this kind of idiocy scare you away. This is the assholish minority.
Please note that a few of his beefs have some vague merit: "rack your own weight" IS good etiquette; trying to avoid walking between mirrors and people who might be checking their form is a mitzvah and completing the full range of motion in any exercise is a good rule of thumb. Why you gotta be hatin’ tho’?
-
Truth be told, it’s NOT all that ostentatious...
but it’s rapidly beginning to look like a moot point, eh? (via squoogy) I’ve been leaning towards Kerry for months now. We need a president that talks dirty. Still, it's a shame Dean got reamed like that.
-
Here’s two from Fleshbot:
Typewriter Erotica and When Giant Celebrities Attack.
-
Web Zen hadn’t been doing much for me lately and then... WHAM! My favorites from the current crop are this broadcast quality music video and the awe-inspiring Japanese/French/Hommina/Hommina Catfish Hotel. You MUST voir le film.
-
Pixar to Disney: Good Luck: via waxy.
This was a long time in coming. Rather than be absorbed as a crown jewel, it would be nice to see Pixar team up with a smaller studio and try to make a run at the mouse... maybe they could merge with SKG and set up a digital monopoly?
================================================================================
Say, am I derivative enough yet? I feel as if I should be paying royalties to my blogroll. Here’s a few home-cooked patties:
G forces... too strong...
-
Young Hae Chang Heavy Industries is both a good diversion and a way to provoke epileptic fits. Chang’s dabbling in visual jazz and some of these are just as interesting in Korean as English.
-
I did this exact same thing in high school, filling up every page of my algebra book with brilliant witticisms and sharp punditry like “Mission Impenisable” and “The Simpenises” and lots of exclamatory phrases. Truth be told, I’m still prone to calling something “Penispectacular!” Right around page four of this thread, “spang” goes apeshit.
-
Prehistoric Porn is the kind of site you call up on your cubicle neighbor’s computer and then just walk away.
-
The Adventures of Larry the Lizard in Nepal
-
Astonishing use of flash. I like Windy Winston.
-
Superheroines’ Demise: I greatly appreciate the intelligent use of apostrophes, but the “forced unmaskings” just crack me up.
-
I have a duck fetish.
"Think of what a PLEASURABLE EXPERIENCE buying & collecting fetishes is."
-
Like looking in a stranger’s window.
Lots of “Janet Jackson Breast Bowl” searches out there. Welcome!
-
Justin’s not the only inappropriate jerk on the field.
I kid because I love. You keep on feeling up the rich and famous, Justin!
Live the dream!
-
Ratt’s Freakshow
-
One link: slightly used. Great sentimental value. Inquire within.
Admit it: it’s been too long and you missed it. Admit it.
Goddamn it, ADMIT IT!
-
Peter Bagge is the only guy making comics right now that I’ll seek out to buy. Again: sentimental value.
-
Lonely? Horny? Aroused by computer generated voices? Don’t mind being made an object of derision? Try IM’ing Vixen Love or calling Kathy McGinty. You’ll never cyber again.
Not a bad game last night, eh?